Swagger Soundtrack

Last week, a friend of mine found it amusing that I actually have a playlist on my iPod called Swagger Soundtrack. This list consists of over 500 songs that put me in that uber-confident state of mind. That’s right. Uber confident. I’m talking imported German Chocolate swag. Some next-level sh*t, my friends.

So if you were to make a Swagger Soundtrack, what songs would be on it? Here are a few samples from mine:     Read the rest of this entry »

One More Time For Change

Just thought I’d leave you with someone whose change experience was a little worse than mine yesterday. Enjoy!

DC Vendor Justice

I am the victim of vigilante justice.

Don’t get me wrong…It’s nowhere near as bad as that murder suspect who got killed while in solitary confinemint in Prince Geroge’s County, MD earlier this week. I guess the fact that I’m here to type this story proves that it’s nowhere near as serious. Hell, my story doesn’t even involve actual law enforcement. My story is about my chance encounter with a street vendor in DC, and her use of treachery.

I was in Northwest DC the other day, and I decided that I felt like buying a soda from one of the street vendors. Once the lady at the little stand told me the cost of the beverage, I gave her a $20 bill. Then this exchange happened:      Read the rest of this entry »

Technorati Tags: vigilante justice, street vendors

How Did I Miss The Memo On THIS Site?

I have a new 2nd favorite website:

http://www.hulu.com/

I can’t believe you scumbuckets neglected to send me the memo on Hulu, or any site that features episodes of Arrested Development and The Office! I’m just a little bit dissapointed in you, for letting me be this late. I would think that at least ONE of you would look out for your man Leon and keep him in the loop.

Ah well. What’s done is done. I still love y’all, despite your selfish internet-viewing habits.

Hell…Let me just outright ask this time: What other entertainment sites do you love to visit? Feel free to leave a link in the comments section, but ONE AT A TIME. Akismet does not play when it comes to spam-filtering, so I don’t want to have to fish through the site spam just to find comments that got lost in the sauce.

Technorati Tags: Hulu, Arrested Development, The Office, randomness, selfish, entertainment

Metro Smartrip Phone Sex

I had another “This type of outrageous stuff only happens to Leon” moment earlier today. To give the full explanation, I have to rewind back to Saturday night, when I somehow managed to lose my Smartrip card on the way back from picking up my iPod. As you can guess, Saturday was not much of a good day for me.

So this morning I spoke to the folks at my job about my benefits. I was told to report the missing card so that I could get a new one with the remaining value on it, minus the $5 replacement fee. I then went to the Smartrip site to find out how to report it missing. This is when the story gets crazy…      Read the rest of this entry »

Lazy Sunday

I’m about to finish up some laundry…So since I’m too lazy to type anything funny today, I’ll just link to a few webpages of interest:

AverageBro did a much more comprehensive Bet Awards blog than the one I did last year. I still haven’t seen the show, but I’m sure it’s likely to re-air on BET for the rest of the year…

Anyone who is a fellow Washington Redskins fan, knows that this clip has to be completely and utterly fake: Shaun Suisham kicking a 100 yard field goal. If it actually is real, someone needs to go up to Shaun and ask “Where was that all of last season?”

Hopefully, that’ll hold y’all over for awhile. If I’m not too tired later tonight, I may put up some more of my usual silliness.

Does This Make Me An Addict?

I left my iPod at work, locked up in my desk. If I travel to get it at 9PM on a Saturday night, does that make me an addict?

It’s only been one day, but I already miss my baby!